What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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No, not a chance

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Thumbs down again.

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They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

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Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

Do conservative white women like black men?

No go.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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